bisexualcrabking-deactivated202:
*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I’m losing my sense of humanity
(via cognitohazardous)

bisexualcrabking-deactivated202:
*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I’m losing my sense of humanity
(via cognitohazardous)
i am not a fussy customer at all but if every restaurant i ever set foot in does not greet me at the door and address me as “special dinner boy” i drop a block of dry ice in the deep fryer
(via cognitohazardous)
There are limitless bugs that are just the most gorgeous coolest looking creatures you could ever imagine. We live in a world so full of beauty that you will never be exhausted of it if you open your eyes to see.
Small selection of the millions of bugs that exist on Earth
Matrona cyanoptera
Calligrapha diversa
Parathona cayennensis
Thyreus decorus
Actias rhodopneuma
Phyllomorpha lacerata
Agrioglypta excelsalis
Chromacris colorata
Agapanthia amurensis
Nemoptera sinuata
Imagine how elevated our characters designs could be if we all looked at more bugs…it would form awesome inspirations for cloaks, armor, helmets and various fashion
Lighting another mans cigarette with your cigarette?? While it’s in your mouth??? You could fuck in front of me and it would be less gay
(via hotvampireadjacent)
the hot new water bottle for people who thought la croix was too intense. zero fruit flavor. drink regular water while smelling a fruit. spend $8 for proprietary scent pods that let you smell a fruit.
hang on, I’ve got an idea